In this short and silly article, my con-crud-afflicted brain decides what Broadway stars are perfect for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’s massive roster.

Just because I’m a gutsy little so-and-so and I can, in no particular order, here is a list of a few incredible ladies I have absolutely gigantic crushes on (and if they read this article, welp, now they know if they didn’t already know.)

Why did we ever believe that Lauren Ambrose was not as “valid” a choice to play Eliza as Laura Benanti would have been?

Despite their notable hospitality, for much of the Tonys history, women haven’t solo hosted. Until now! Here’s ten women who should definitely solo host the Tonys.